i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
taylor swift covering “just a dream” by nelly and not changing pronouns
literally the first line of the song is “thinkin bout her, thinking bout me, thinkin bout us”
she says “my wife” in it
i’m literally crying big lame tears on my couch
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
Can we stop waiting
for the life we want to live,
and live it instead?